Oh dear… It would seem I’ve missed quite a bit in my absence, wouldn’t it?

I’d be obliged if someone was willing to fill me in on the subject.

Luke, please do tell me you haven’t gone and gotten yourself in too much trouble while I’ve been gone? How distressing~ to worry your companions like that. Will you never mature?

On a more serious note, I suppose I can’t miss the irony in this situation, unfortunate though it is.

But... I digress.

Guy, the last month or so; Explain, if you would.

[ooc: In explanation of my long hiatus, it’s been approved by the mods to say Jade was ‘kidnapped’ (oldest man in existence to use that term) and used for experiments, like many of the others. But, I’m back now, and so is he. &hearts Missed you guys.]

My, but it has become crowded...

I do hope no one has missed me in my absence~ I thought it best to learn one's territory while one has the opportunity. And a rather large territory it is, at that. The expanse is probably more lucky than not; there are enough natural resources for a rapidly exploding population to subsist on.


Oh dear, speaking of members of the population... Luke~?

It would seem that the clothing was not poisoned, after all~~ I do hope you didn't catch a cold on my account. But perhaps you should not have committed yourself to stripping down to your last until I was a little more certain. &hearts


I'll admit-- the rain is a becoming meddlesome. Those whom have been living close to the river bank would do well to evacuate quickly. Although... that does bring a rather morbid question to mind.

Well then.... this certainly qualifies as unique.

It isn't often that one wakes up to find themselves robbed of their wardrobe, and with a vastly altered anatomy.

Quite the predicament~

Now then, where is Guy when one needs an explanation... I suppose I'll simply have to riddle this out on my own, then.



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